Legal-ish
Effective: today. We are not lawyers, but we can count. You can too.
You use blah.dev. We try not to break it. You try not to break it either. If something explodes, we will probably fix it, but we make no legally binding promises about your uptime, mood, or the state of your keyboard.
You are responsible for your account, your API keys, and your choices. If you share your password with your cat, that is on you. We like cats, but still.
Don't do illegal, malicious, or generally-evil things. Don't abuse the service. Don't try to exfiltrate secrets or melt our servers into a fine paste. If you do, we will unplug you.
You own your content. You grant us the permission to store and process it so the product can function. We are not interested in your novel about space otters. Unless it's really good.
If you pay for something, we will take your money and give you the thing. Refunds are not a personality trait and are handled on a case-by-case basis. Try being nice. It helps.
Bugs happen. Downtime happens. The sun also happens. We will do our best to keep the lights on. If the lights go off, we will do our best to find the switch.
We are not liable for consequential damages, lost profits, or existential dread. Use the service at your own risk. It's a nice service, though.
You can leave whenever. We can also show you the door if you are a menace. The door is metaphorical, but the account lock is very real.
We can update these terms. We will not hide it in invisible ink. If the changes are major, we will make some noise.